Banker demands financials right away
Income statement, balance sheet a cash flow
Call spouse, books need reworked; I am dismayed
My planned conquest now sits with this sorrow
Makes no sense: debit, credit, cash, accrual,
Inventory, cost account and payroll
Assumed with QuickBooks this would be simple
Flustered and downbeat this may end bankroll
But wait it can’t end now, I won’t allow
With time and effort and analysis
Engaged an expert with accounting know how
Who told me this, the secret to success
Assets must match the liability
And in addition owners equity
Income statement, balance sheet a cash flow
Call spouse, books need reworked; I am dismayed
My planned conquest now sits with this sorrow
Makes no sense: debit, credit, cash, accrual,
Inventory, cost account and payroll
Assumed with QuickBooks this would be simple
Flustered and downbeat this may end bankroll
But wait it can’t end now, I won’t allow
With time and effort and analysis
Engaged an expert with accounting know how
Who told me this, the secret to success
Assets must match the liability
And in addition owners equity